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Rabu, 25 Januari 2012

GALAU

sekarang aku lagi keranjingan lagunya si Adele yang Someone Like You. emang gak lagu baru seh, tapi berhubung di tahun naga air ini aku lagi galau-galaunya jadi lagu ini terasa pas menjadi soundtrack waktu aku lagi merenung. (merenung kayaknya ketinggian y.. ngayal aja deh..)

apa alasannya tuk galau? BUANYAKKK..!! pokoknya minggu ne pengennya marah-marah, maki-maki, guling-guling, ngancur-ngancurin barang, dsb, dll, dst. apalagi setelah tau kalo "cerita" ini ternyata jadi konsumsi publik, wuagh... ampe kluar lava dari ubun-ubun. mungkin aku agak lebay, tapi gapapa deh. postingan ini sebagai reminder bahwa ternyata pada suatu masa dalam perjalanan hidupku aku pernah galau. cekidot deh liriknya...


ADELE-SOMEONE LIKE YOU

I heard that you're settled down
That you found a girl
And you're married now

I heard that your dreams came true.
Guess she gave you things
I didn't give to you

Old friend,
Why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over


Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead."
Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead,
Yeah.

You know how the time flies
Only yesterday
It was the time of our lives
We were born and raised
In a summer haze
Bound by the surprise
Of our glory days

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over.

Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead."

Nothing compares
No worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes
They are memories made.
Who would have known
How bittersweet this would taste?

Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"

Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead"

Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead

Jumat, 20 Januari 2012

23 NOT JUST A NUMBER

1. 23 is the most commonly cited prime number and the only prime number that consists of two consecutive prime numbers. Sum of these numbers is 2+3 = 5, another prime.

2. The average head of human hair can support 23 tons of weight.

3. The Hiroshima bomb was dropped at 8.15am - 8+15= 23.

4. Charles Darwin's Origin of Species was published in 1859 - 1+8+5+9 = 23.

5. The Sept. 11th attacks: 9+11+2+0+0+1 add up to 23.

6. Each parent contributes 23 chromosomes to the start of human life. The nuclei of cells in human bodies have 46 chromosomes made out of 23 pairs. Egg and sperm cells in humans have 23 chromosomes which fuse and divide to create an embryo.

7. Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times.

8. Kurt Cobain was born in 1967 and died in 1994 - 1+9+6+7= 23, 1+9+9+4 = 23.

9. William Shakespeare was born in Stratford Upon Avon on 23 April 1564. He died 52 years later on his birthday, 23 April 1616. Kurt Cobain, the god of grunge, was born in 1967 and died in 1994 - 1+9+6+7= 23, 1+9+9+4 = 23.

10 Sport stars have developed a particular affinity (and aversion) to 23. Michael Jordan, the American basketball player, wore the number throughout his career and inspired many copy cat fans of wardrobe vigintitriplicity. Best known is former England captain David Beckham, who swapped his number seven Manchester United jersey for number 23 when he joined Real Madrid. Beckham, who said it was in deference to Jordan, is expected to continue wearing 23 when he joins LA Galaxy this summer. But the number is not always a harbinger of sporting good fortune. Manchester City have not assigned the squad number 23 to any player since 2003 after the last incumbent, Marc Vivien Foe, collapsed and died while playing for the Cameroon on 26 June 2003. Marcus Trescothick, the England cricket players, wears number 23 and was Australian bowler Shane Warne's 600th test wicket. Warne also wears 23.

11. "W" is the 23rd letter of the alphabet. It has two points down and three points up. Half of W is V, which is the roman numeral for 5.

12. The "W" on your keyboard is right between the 2 and 3.

13 The Birthday Paradox states that a group of 23 randomly-selected people is the smallest number where there will be a probability higher than 50 per cent that two people will share the same birthday.

14. The average human physical biorhythm is 23 days.

15. The Titanic sank on 4/15/1912; 4+1+5+1+9+1+2=23.

16. The tilt of Earth’s axis is roughly 23 degrees.

17. The pattern of DNA shows irregular connections at every 23rd section

18. Humans have 23 vertebra running down the main part of their spines

19. Blood circulates the body on average every 23 seconds

20. The average circumference of a human head in inches is 23

21. Adolf Hitler organized the NAZI's on January 23. On November 23 he tried to take over.

22. The car company ‘Nissan’ takes its name from "Ni" which means 2 in Japanese and "san" which means 3. Nissan means 23.

23 The Ancient Chinese believed numbers conveyed sexuality - evens for feminine and odds for masculine. They considered prime numbers to be the most masculine, conferring special status on 23 which is made up of two consecutive prime numbers and the only even prime number - two.

POLITIK

A Baggar Found Rs. 100
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..
Bill Rs. 3000
He was unable to pay..!!
Manager Handed Him To Police..!!
He Gave 100rs To Police & Free..!!

Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGMENT Without MBA

HAPPY MOTHER DAY

To some love is just a word.
To me it's a feeling.
A feeling every time I look into your eyes.
A feeling I get when I realize your my mom.
A mom who loves, cares, and inspires
Unconditionally.
That's love.
A mothers love that only you would know and me.
You've returned it time and time again.
Possibly to much, nevertheless you did.
Thank-you
Thank-you for being there when I needed you the most.
For being my rock when I should have been yours.
Thank-you for believing in me even when I doubted myself.
For being the one person I could trust.
No matter what, no matter where.
But most of all thank-you for being you- my mom.
A mom I'm so proud to claim.
I love you now and forever,

For all Mother in this Worlds

Happy MOther Days 22 December 2011

A PROFESIONAL GAMBLER

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you sc! rewed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that she! lf behind you without spilling a drop."

The barten! der once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

ANEH...

Rs 20 looks such a big amount when u have to give that to poor
But looks small when ur giving it as a tip at a HOTEL

……………………………………………………………………………………………
Praying to god for 3 min looks hard
But 3 hrs of movie is ok for us
……………………………………………………………………………………………….

After a whole day of hardwork , we have no prob to go to the gym
But doing house work and helping mom looks tired
……………………………………………………………………………………………….

We wait for 1 full yr for valentines day
But when do mother’s day come? we never know
……………………………………………………………………………………………….

One couldn’t give a piece of bread to the child in the picture above
But this painting where he looks sad was sold for lakhs of Rs
……………………………………………………………………………………………….

To fwd this msg we will think, but to fwd jokes we never think


VERY STRANGE……………………………

THINK OUT OF THE BOX

INTERVIEWER : IF EARTH STARS ROTATING 30 TIMES FASTER THAN NOW, WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

CANDIDATE : WE WILL GET SALARY DAILY

SO THINK DIFFERENT

The LIFE of a MAN

I was born..A Woman was there to hold me - MY MOTHER.

I grew as a child.. A Woman was there to care for me & play with me - MY SISTER.

I went to school.. A Woman was there to help me learn - MY TEACHER.

I became depressed whenever I lost.. A Woman was there to offer a shoulder - MY GIRL-FRIEND.

I needed compatability .. A Woman was there for me - MY WIFE.

I became tough.. A Woman was there to melt me - MY DAUGHTER.

When I die.. A Woman is there to absorb me in - MY MOTHERLAND.

If you are a MAN..Value Every WOMEN.. &
If you are a WOMEN..be proud of Yourself.

WARNING!!

GIRL :- I M WARNING U, MY MOM IS COMING IN HALF AN HOUR.
BOY:- BUT I M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
GIRL:- THAT IS WHY I M WARNING U, HURRY UP

A Girl

Who is a girl?
A girl is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.She starts compromising at a very tender age.She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face.She sacrifices her full youth for her husband and children without complain.And finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness. She is that creature of God who no one can compete

A Girl

Who is a girl?
A girl is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.She starts compromising at a very tender age.She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face.She sacrifices her full youth for her husband and children without complain.And finally her life ends up only by compromising for others happiness. She is that creature of God who no one can compete

Answers Of A Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0 Percent

Q: In Which Battle Did Napolean Died?

A: His Last Battle.


Q: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

A: At The Bottom Of The Page.



Q: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

A: Liquid.



Q: What's The Main Reason For Divorce?

A: Marriage.



Q: What's The Main Reason For Failure?

A: Exams.



Did That Student Answer Anything Wrong?

Kamis, 19 Januari 2012

SOPA and PIPA: perlindungan atau ancaman?

sebelum blogger jg ikud ditutup kayak megaupload, q mw nulis tentang undang-undang yang berwenang tuk menutub web ini, yaitu SOPA dan PIPA. apa tu??

SOPA yaitu singkatan dari Stop Online Piracy Act dan PIPA yaitu Protect IP Act. ne adalah undang2 tuk melindungi hak cipta materi internet seperti video, musik, software dan semua barang digital dari pembajakan. karena di internet banyak hal-hal yang dibagikan secara gratis, jadi para petinggi penggagas undang-undang tu menganggap hal tu melanggar hak cipta. jadi situs-situs yang membagikan file dengan gratis dan bebas harus ditutup.

gak tau deh mesti bangga ama undang-undang ini ato malah harus sedih. soalnya gak kebayang gimana jadinya nasib dunia internet kalo berbagi file kena undang2 melanggar hak cipta. nyari referensi tambahan jadi susah. semua mesti bayar.

trus gak boleh posting hal-hal yang bukan merupakan hasil riset sendiri. soalny ntar dianggap melanggar hak cipta. nulis artikel ulang untuk ilmu pengetahuan juga melanggar hak cipta. gawat neeh..