STUPID ONE

"boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.

boy- oh realy? y?
......
...girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.

boy- oh

girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?

boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes

girl- ok good

boy- yeah

girl- hey i have a question......

boy- ok, ask away

girl-........how much do u love me?

boy- u kno i love u more than anything

girl- yeah.....

boy- y did u ask?

girl-................>silencesounding worriedbreaks into tears< ......................

girl- they're taking me off 2night

boy- y

girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt

boy- y didnt u tell me

girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.

boy- u could never hurt me

girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.

boy- ?

girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.

boy- ...........

girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u

boy- then y'd u break up w/me?

nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.

but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

NEXT DAY

the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...

THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she
would die for me..'

ONE MORE CHANCE

Its another Morning

I have to go to office

I Saw Today’s Newspaper

Ohh!!! This is ME



Alexander Rodriguez (1966- 2008)

Dying so young, what a disaster



I shouted having a glance on my snap in today today’s newspaper

What the hell it is doing in the

Death Column

One Sec… Let me Think



When I was going to bed, Last Night



I have severe Pain in My Chest



I was taken to Hospital But I think I had Sound Sleep There..

Its 10AM Now

Where is My Coffee? I will be late for office My Boss will get a chance to irritate me But.. Where is Everyone?

I Think There is a Crowd outside my Room. But Why Some of them Crying



I looked inside the Room

I Was lying on the Floor



I Was Shocked



Hey listen I am here with you…. I Shouted

Nobody was Looking at me They were watching my body Lying on the floor

Am I DEAD?

I asked myself

Where is my Wife, My Children, My Friends?

I Saw my Wife in Next Room.. She Was Crying She was Looking Very SAD



My little kid was also crying because her Mom was SAD

How Can I Go Without Saying My Wife that She was the most Beautiful and Caring Wife in this

World.

How Can I Go Without Saying My Kid that I Really Love ThemI Really do Care

For them that

How Can I Go Without Saying My Friends that Without them perhaps, I have doneMost of the Wrong things in My Life

Oh! The Guy there was used to be my Best Friend Small Misunderstanding made us apart

I Just want to say him sorry!!!



It seems no one is able to see me

Am I Really DEAD?

I asked myself



I sat Down Near ME.

I was also feeling like Crying



I prayed

Please God just give me few more days

I Want to make my Wife,

My Kids, My Friends Realize that How much I LOVE THEM!

I Saw My Wife entered the Room I Wanted to Tell her that



To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world



Ohh God I Screamed

A Little More Time PLEASEEEEEEEEE!



One More Chance to

Hug My Child



One More Chance

To Thank My Wife for

Still Being There in my life



I Shouted..

Please…God, One More Chance Please



“You Shouted in Sleep” My Wife Said…..“Did you have a Nightmare?”



Oh! Thank God, It was Just a DREAM.

I was Sleeping I hugged her and whispered..





“

You”. You are the Most Beautiful and Caring Wife in this Universe, I really Love You



I Prayed.. Thank you God For This Second Chance



Its not too late for all of you who are reading this.. Forget your EGO



Forget your PAST Express Your Love to Others.. Be Friendly Smile Always!!

SURAT LAMARAN KERJA DAN DAFTAR RIWAYAT HIDUP

Berhubung aku udah resmi menyandang status "UNEMPLOYMENT" bulan lalu, fortunately, ada tawaran kerja yang menghampiri. Yagh, maklumlah, lulusan dengan indeks prestasi yang lebih dari baik dari PTN favorit dan sudah memiliki beberapa pengalaman kerja seperti aku ini pasti mendapat perhatian dari beberapa instansi (nyombong boleh dunk...)
Tapi, walau mereka yang mengincar aku, aku tetap harus bikin surat lamaran dan daftar riwayat hidup sebagai salah satu syarat. aku enjoy aja, secara aku udah beberapa kali bikin surat resmi semacam itu bahkan temen-temenku juga aku yang buatin. tapi, ketika aku nunjukin hasil kerjaku ama emak ku tercinta yang notabene adalah super senior ku dalam bidang yang kugeluti, aku langsung mendapat kritik. katanya format surat yang kubuat gak sinkron dan tidak baku. terjadilah debat alot antara ibu dan anak sekaligus junior dan super senior. karena aku anakan, jadi aku ngalah aja deh...
udahan dulu curhatnya, di bawah ini aku lampirkan format surat yang kubuat. apanya seh yang gak sinkron???

SURAT LAMARAN PEKERJAAN

Medan, 27 Oktober 2011

Hal : Lamaran Kerja
Lamp : 6 lembar

Kepada Yth.
Bapak/Ibu Pimpinan xxx
di tempat

Dengan hormat,
Dengan perantaraan surat ini, saya yang bertanda tangan di bawah ini:
nama : Rina Andriani Br. S
tempat/tanggal lahir : SURINAME, 12 Juni 1988
jenis kelamin : Perempuan
alamat : Nieuw Amsterdam, Suriname
telp/ HP : 0123456789
ingin mengajukan diri untuk menjadi tenaga pengajar di instansi yang Bapak pimpin. Sebagai bahan pertimbangan, bersama ini turut saya lampirkan:
1. daftar riwayat hidup
2. fotocopy kartu tanda penduduk
3. fotocopy ijasah
4. fotocopy transkip nilai
5. Pas photo
Demikian surat lamaran ini saya buat. Besar harapan saya dapat diterima menjadi bagian dari instansi ini. Atas perhatian Bapak, saya ucapkan terima kasih.


Hormat saya


Rina Andriani Br. S


DAFTAR RIWAYAT HIDUP

Saya yang bertanda tangan di bawah ini,
Nama : Rina Andriani Br S
Tempat/Tanggal Lahir : Suriname, 12 Juni 1988
Agama : Katolik
Status : Pengangguran mencari kerjaan
Alamat : Nieuw Amsterdam, Suriname
Telp/Hp : 0123456789

Menerangkan dengan sesungguhnya,
Pendidikan Tamat
1. SD Tsu Chi, Hongkong dulu
2. SLTP Negeri 1 Semarang udah lama
3. SMU Horikoshi Gakuen, Jepang beberapa tahun lalu
4. Myongji University, Korea baru aja

Pengalaman Kerja
1. pesuruh di yerusalem dari tahun 2009 s/d tahun 2010
2. tukang jagal di arab saudi dari tahun 2008-2008 seperempat
Demikian daftar riwayat hidup ini saya buat dengan sebenar-benarnya dan dapat dipertanggungjawabkan kebenarannya. Terima kasih.

Medan, 27 Oktober 2011
Hormat saya,


Rina Andriani Br S

Letter from HR to his girlfriend

Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to

his girl friend.





Look at this ....





To,





Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M





Sub: Offer of love!





Dearest Ms Juliet,





I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as prospective lover.





Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months

and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.





The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially

be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger! share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.





I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this

letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further

notice and I shall be considering someone else.





I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister,

if you do not wish to take up this offer.





Wish you all the best!!!!





Thanking you in anticipation,





Regards,

XYZ

JUST FOR FUN

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!


A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the call goes to another woman.
They loved & got married.
Moral: an !dea can change ur wife


Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
Don't know??
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...



A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"
He got his bill back with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"



Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver


Bin Laden's son was studying in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"

REALITY

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


The road to success??.. Is always under construction.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.


All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.


Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.


If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.


42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.


As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.


He who has the gold, makes the rules
Murphy's golden rule.


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.


Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.


If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker


Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.


There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.


An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.


Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


Well done is better than well said .


Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.


Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.


Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I just love hearing it

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."


The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

he replied laughing, "Coz . . ." "I just love hearing it. . . ."

WHY WORRY

Why Worry?
There are only two things in life to worry about:


Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.
If you are well,

then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick,

there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to get well


or whether you are going to die.


If you get well,


then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die,


there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to go to heaven
or whether you are going to go to hell.
If you go to heaven,

then you have nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell,


you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,

that you won't have time to worry! So,

Why Worry?

Be Happy

SOUL TOUCHING POEM

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.


I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.


I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right..
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight..


As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.


I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.


As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.


I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.


There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.


I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.


He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.


Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.


The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.


Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.


Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.


My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.


I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?


Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this to as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around the world that will make people understand that drinking and driving don't do at a time.

Love Is Not About Age

An old man in love is like a flower in winter.



Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter



In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days long.



It ought to be lovely to be old
to be full of the peace that comes of experience and wrinkled ripe fulfilment.



The wrinkled smile of completeness that follows a life lived undaunted and unsoured with accepted lies they would ripen like apples, and be scented like pippins
in their old age.



Soothing, old people should be, like apples
when one is tired of love. Fragrant like yellowing leaves, and dim with the soft stillness and satisfaction of autumn.



And a girl should say:
It must be wonderful to live and grow old.
Look at my mother, how rich and still she is!



And a young man should think: By Jove
my father has faced all weathers, but it's been a life!

GOD'S WIFE

Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once
Talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the
Contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was:

A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
Gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his mother asked him what he had
said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just
Helped him cry.'

*********************************************

Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were
discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture
had a different hair color than the other members. One of her
students suggested that he was adopted.
A little girl said, 'I know all about
Adoption, I was adopted..'

'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked
another child.

'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew
in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!'

*********************************************


Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot
in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.

Jamie was trying out for a part in the
school play His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being
in it, though she feared he would not be chosen..

On the day the parts were awarded, I went
with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her,
eyes shining with pride and excitement.. 'Guess what, Mom,' he
shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to
me....'I've been chosen to clap and cheer.'

*********************************************

An eye witness account from New York
City , on a cold day in December,
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the
roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
With cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said,
'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'

'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes,'was the boy's reply.

The lady took him by the hand, went into
the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks
for the boy She then asked if he could give her a basin of water
and a towel He quickly brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed
his little feet, and dried them with the towel.

By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks.. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him
a pair of shoes....

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him.. She patted him on the head and said, 'No
doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'

As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her.

'Are you God's wife?'