BEDA CEWEK AMA COWOK

Girl's Version
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..
Second Day :Saw the same idiot getting punished..
Third Day :He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!
Fourth Day :I couldn't find him...Where is he...

Boy's Version
First day :When i opened my eyes...I saw her...her smile..
Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..
Third Day :A boy said somethIng about liking her
Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench.. And she turned to find me...

And We smiled..

STUPID ONE

"boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.

boy- oh realy? y?
......
...girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.

boy- oh

girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?

boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes

girl- ok good

boy- yeah

girl- hey i have a question......

boy- ok, ask away

girl-........how much do u love me?

boy- u kno i love u more than anything

girl- yeah.....

boy- y did u ask?

girl-................>silencesounding worriedbreaks into tears< ......................

girl- they're taking me off 2night

boy- y

girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt

boy- y didnt u tell me

girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.

boy- u could never hurt me

girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.

boy- ?

girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.

boy- ...........

girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u

boy- then y'd u break up w/me?

nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.

but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

NEXT DAY

the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...

THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she
would die for me..'

ONE MORE CHANCE

Its another Morning

I have to go to office

I Saw Today’s Newspaper

Ohh!!! This is ME



Alexander Rodriguez (1966- 2008)

Dying so young, what a disaster



I shouted having a glance on my snap in today today’s newspaper

What the hell it is doing in the

Death Column

One Sec… Let me Think



When I was going to bed, Last Night



I have severe Pain in My Chest



I was taken to Hospital But I think I had Sound Sleep There..

Its 10AM Now

Where is My Coffee? I will be late for office My Boss will get a chance to irritate me But.. Where is Everyone?

I Think There is a Crowd outside my Room. But Why Some of them Crying



I looked inside the Room

I Was lying on the Floor



I Was Shocked



Hey listen I am here with you…. I Shouted

Nobody was Looking at me They were watching my body Lying on the floor

Am I DEAD?

I asked myself

Where is my Wife, My Children, My Friends?

I Saw my Wife in Next Room.. She Was Crying She was Looking Very SAD



My little kid was also crying because her Mom was SAD

How Can I Go Without Saying My Wife that She was the most Beautiful and Caring Wife in this

World.

How Can I Go Without Saying My Kid that I Really Love ThemI Really do Care

For them that

How Can I Go Without Saying My Friends that Without them perhaps, I have doneMost of the Wrong things in My Life

Oh! The Guy there was used to be my Best Friend Small Misunderstanding made us apart

I Just want to say him sorry!!!



It seems no one is able to see me

Am I Really DEAD?

I asked myself



I sat Down Near ME.

I was also feeling like Crying



I prayed

Please God just give me few more days

I Want to make my Wife,

My Kids, My Friends Realize that How much I LOVE THEM!

I Saw My Wife entered the Room I Wanted to Tell her that



To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world



Ohh God I Screamed

A Little More Time PLEASEEEEEEEEE!



One More Chance to

Hug My Child



One More Chance

To Thank My Wife for

Still Being There in my life



I Shouted..

Please…God, One More Chance Please



“You Shouted in Sleep” My Wife Said…..“Did you have a Nightmare?”



Oh! Thank God, It was Just a DREAM.

I was Sleeping I hugged her and whispered..





“

You”. You are the Most Beautiful and Caring Wife in this Universe, I really Love You



I Prayed.. Thank you God For This Second Chance



Its not too late for all of you who are reading this.. Forget your EGO



Forget your PAST Express Your Love to Others.. Be Friendly Smile Always!!

SURAT LAMARAN KERJA DAN DAFTAR RIWAYAT HIDUP

Berhubung aku udah resmi menyandang status "UNEMPLOYMENT" bulan lalu, fortunately, ada tawaran kerja yang menghampiri. Yagh, maklumlah, lulusan dengan indeks prestasi yang lebih dari baik dari PTN favorit dan sudah memiliki beberapa pengalaman kerja seperti aku ini pasti mendapat perhatian dari beberapa instansi (nyombong boleh dunk...)
Tapi, walau mereka yang mengincar aku, aku tetap harus bikin surat lamaran dan daftar riwayat hidup sebagai salah satu syarat. aku enjoy aja, secara aku udah beberapa kali bikin surat resmi semacam itu bahkan temen-temenku juga aku yang buatin. tapi, ketika aku nunjukin hasil kerjaku ama emak ku tercinta yang notabene adalah super senior ku dalam bidang yang kugeluti, aku langsung mendapat kritik. katanya format surat yang kubuat gak sinkron dan tidak baku. terjadilah debat alot antara ibu dan anak sekaligus junior dan super senior. karena aku anakan, jadi aku ngalah aja deh...
udahan dulu curhatnya, di bawah ini aku lampirkan format surat yang kubuat. apanya seh yang gak sinkron???

SURAT LAMARAN PEKERJAAN

Medan, 27 Oktober 2011

Hal : Lamaran Kerja
Lamp : 6 lembar

Kepada Yth.
Bapak/Ibu Pimpinan xxx
di tempat

Dengan hormat,
Dengan perantaraan surat ini, saya yang bertanda tangan di bawah ini:
nama : Rina Andriani Br. S
tempat/tanggal lahir : SURINAME, 12 Juni 1988
jenis kelamin : Perempuan
alamat : Nieuw Amsterdam, Suriname
telp/ HP : 0123456789
ingin mengajukan diri untuk menjadi tenaga pengajar di instansi yang Bapak pimpin. Sebagai bahan pertimbangan, bersama ini turut saya lampirkan:
1. daftar riwayat hidup
2. fotocopy kartu tanda penduduk
3. fotocopy ijasah
4. fotocopy transkip nilai
5. Pas photo
Demikian surat lamaran ini saya buat. Besar harapan saya dapat diterima menjadi bagian dari instansi ini. Atas perhatian Bapak, saya ucapkan terima kasih.


Hormat saya


Rina Andriani Br. S


DAFTAR RIWAYAT HIDUP

Saya yang bertanda tangan di bawah ini,
Nama : Rina Andriani Br S
Tempat/Tanggal Lahir : Suriname, 12 Juni 1988
Agama : Katolik
Status : Pengangguran mencari kerjaan
Alamat : Nieuw Amsterdam, Suriname
Telp/Hp : 0123456789

Menerangkan dengan sesungguhnya,
Pendidikan Tamat
1. SD Tsu Chi, Hongkong dulu
2. SLTP Negeri 1 Semarang udah lama
3. SMU Horikoshi Gakuen, Jepang beberapa tahun lalu
4. Myongji University, Korea baru aja

Pengalaman Kerja
1. pesuruh di yerusalem dari tahun 2009 s/d tahun 2010
2. tukang jagal di arab saudi dari tahun 2008-2008 seperempat
Demikian daftar riwayat hidup ini saya buat dengan sebenar-benarnya dan dapat dipertanggungjawabkan kebenarannya. Terima kasih.

Medan, 27 Oktober 2011
Hormat saya,


Rina Andriani Br S

Letter from HR to his girlfriend

Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to

his girl friend.





Look at this ....





To,





Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M





Sub: Offer of love!





Dearest Ms Juliet,





I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as prospective lover.





Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months

and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.





The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially

be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger! share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.





I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this

letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further

notice and I shall be considering someone else.





I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister,

if you do not wish to take up this offer.





Wish you all the best!!!!





Thanking you in anticipation,





Regards,

XYZ

JUST FOR FUN

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!


A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the call goes to another woman.
They loved & got married.
Moral: an !dea can change ur wife


Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?
Don't know??
He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house
EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...



A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"
He got his bill back with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"



Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver


Bin Laden's son was studying in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"

REALITY

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


The road to success??.. Is always under construction.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.


All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.


Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.


If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.


42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.


As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.


He who has the gold, makes the rules
Murphy's golden rule.


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.


Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.


If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker


Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.


There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.


An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.


Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


Well done is better than well said .


Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.


Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.


Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I just love hearing it

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."


The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

he replied laughing, "Coz . . ." "I just love hearing it. . . ."

WHY WORRY

Why Worry?
There are only two things in life to worry about:


Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.
If you are well,

then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you are sick,

there are only two things to worry about:

Whether you are going to get well


or whether you are going to die.


If you get well,


then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die,


there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to go to heaven
or whether you are going to go to hell.
If you go to heaven,

then you have nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell,


you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,

that you won't have time to worry! So,

Why Worry?

Be Happy

SOUL TOUCHING POEM

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.


I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.


I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right..
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight..


As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.


I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.


As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.


I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.


There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.


I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.


He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.


Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.


The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.


Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.


Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.


My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.


I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?


Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this to as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around the world that will make people understand that drinking and driving don't do at a time.

Love Is Not About Age

An old man in love is like a flower in winter.



Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter



In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days long.



It ought to be lovely to be old
to be full of the peace that comes of experience and wrinkled ripe fulfilment.



The wrinkled smile of completeness that follows a life lived undaunted and unsoured with accepted lies they would ripen like apples, and be scented like pippins
in their old age.



Soothing, old people should be, like apples
when one is tired of love. Fragrant like yellowing leaves, and dim with the soft stillness and satisfaction of autumn.



And a girl should say:
It must be wonderful to live and grow old.
Look at my mother, how rich and still she is!



And a young man should think: By Jove
my father has faced all weathers, but it's been a life!

GOD'S WIFE

Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once
Talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the
Contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was:

A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
Gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his mother asked him what he had
said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just
Helped him cry.'

*********************************************

Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were
discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture
had a different hair color than the other members. One of her
students suggested that he was adopted.
A little girl said, 'I know all about
Adoption, I was adopted..'

'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked
another child.

'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew
in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!'

*********************************************


Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot
in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.

Jamie was trying out for a part in the
school play His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being
in it, though she feared he would not be chosen..

On the day the parts were awarded, I went
with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her,
eyes shining with pride and excitement.. 'Guess what, Mom,' he
shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to
me....'I've been chosen to clap and cheer.'

*********************************************

An eye witness account from New York
City , on a cold day in December,
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the
roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
With cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said,
'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'

'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes,'was the boy's reply.

The lady took him by the hand, went into
the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks
for the boy She then asked if he could give her a basin of water
and a towel He quickly brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed
his little feet, and dried them with the towel.

By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks.. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him
a pair of shoes....

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him.. She patted him on the head and said, 'No
doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'

As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her.

'Are you God's wife?'

A Letter to Ex-Girl Friend

Dear Monisha,

Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.

Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.

DEFINITIONS

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
Destiny is simply the strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double. If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble! Have a Great Day!

Philosphy of Life

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.

A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took them to catch it.

"Not very long." they answered in unison.

"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"

The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.
In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

We have a full life."

The tourist interrupted,

"I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by fishing longer every day.
You can then sell the extra fish you catch.
With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?"

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.
You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City!

From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?"

"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.

"And after that?"

"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting, " answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.
"After that you'll be able to retire,
live in a tiny village near the coast,
sleep late, play with your children,
catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife
and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.


And the moral of this story is:

Know where you're going in life....
you may already be there.

FRIEND

Some become Dearest,

Some become Special,

Fell in LOVE with someone,

Some go abroad,

Some change their cities,

Some left country

We left Some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact,

Some don't contact because of their EGO,

We don't contact some because of OUR EGO,

Whatever they were,


We still REMEMBER,

LOVE, MISS, CARE for THEM,

Because of the part they played to make MEMORIES.

Its friendship.. .....

When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name.....

When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply...

When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarassing. ..

When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance....

When u argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing....


Friends..... ...
They love you,
but they are not your lover
They care for you,
but they are not from your family
They are ready to share your pain,
but they are not in your blood relation .
They are........FRIENDS! !!!!
True friend ...... .
Scolds like a DAD..
Cares like a MOM..
Teases like a SISTER..
Irritates like a BROTHER..
And finally loves U more than a LOVER.
Send 2 all ur good friends even me if I am 1 of them.
C how many u get back.....

DEAR FRIEND

I told GOD: Let all my friends be

healthy and happy forever…!

GOD said: But for 4 days only….!

I said: Yes, let them be

a Spring Day, Summer Day,

Autumn Day, and Winter Day.

GOD said: 3 days.

I said: Yes,

Yesterday,

Today and Tomorrow.

GOD said: No, 2 days!

I said: Yes,

a Bright Day (Daytime)

and Dark Day (Night-time).

GOD said: No, just 1 day!

I said: Yes!

GOD asked: Which day?

I said: Every Day in the living

years of all my friends!

GOD laughed, and said: All your friends

will be healthy and happy Every Day!

Send this to your friends and bless

them with good health and happiness…

Pass on the warmth despite

the ever-changing weather… !

Butterflies don't know the colour of their wings,but human eyes know how nice it is...like my friend u don't know how good you are,but i know how special you are….

HAVE A GREAT DAY

A PRAYER FOR DADDY

"Dear God,
this year please send
clothes
for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer,
Amen."

Fairies are Women

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, Romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving
to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again...

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!.. The husband became 92 years old!!!

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are females

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine...
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


Enjoy ur day !!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE FORGIVE ME N COME BACK TO ME

I know I fought with you without any reason

forgive me my love

I know I used bitter words for you

forgive me my love

I know I hurt your feelings even you were innocent

forgive me my love

I know I abused you though you were right

forgive me my love

I know I didn't believe you as my partner

forgive me my love

I know I didn't praise your good deeds

forgive me my love

I know I didn't wipe your tears when you were sad

forgive me my love

I know I didn't value your love and affection

forgive me my love

Now, I have realized all my mistakes that I made

I promise you will never let you down again

Please forgive me and come back to me

WHAT IS LOVE?

A student asks a teacher, "What is Love?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat
field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick."
...The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,
but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger
one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to
realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher
told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for better ones, but
when later you realise, you have already missed the person

worth reading

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;

it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.


He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.

They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.

With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.


As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,

he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey

stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :


Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.

Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.

We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.


Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from God.


You have two choices...smile and close this page,

or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson ....... I did!!


GOD BLESS YOU....!

WE ARE BORN WITH

We are born with two eyes in front
because we must not always look behind,
but see what lies ahead beyond ourselves.

We are born to have two ears
one left, one right
so we can hear both sides,
collect both the compliments and criticisms,
to see which are right.

We are born with a brain concealed in a skull
then no matter how poor we are,
we are still rich,
for no one can steal what our brain contains,
packing in more jewels and rings
than you can think.

We are born with two eyes, two ears,
but one mouth
for the mouth is a sharp weapon,
it can hurt, flirt, and kill.
Remember our motto:
talk less, listen and see more.

We are born with only one heart,
deep in our ribs it reminds us
to appreciate and give
love from deep within

Proof that Men Have Better Friends

I don’t know if it proves that men have better friends but it does prove that they are all just liars!

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Five confirmed that he had slept over, and five said he was still there

Sigmund Freud's Priorities

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which sequence would you solve them?

1. The telephone is ringing!

2. The baby is crying!

3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!

4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!

5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is already overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence and check below how your decisions were made.

BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.

First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read after!

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Answer:

Every individual point represents something in your life..

On the list you can see which meaning every point has:

1. Telephone represents Work

2. Baby represents Family

3. Door represents Friends

4. Clothes represent Money

5. Tap represents Love Life


Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.

HEART TOUCHING STORY

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: Uncle, are you sure I don't have enough money?

I counted his cash and replied: You know that you don't have enough money to buy the doll, my dear.... The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.

I have to give the doll to my mummy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.

'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister..''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall..' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mummy to take my picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mummy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly..

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough..' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mummy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mummy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mummy loves white roses.'

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever..
The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Forward this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us..... go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us.... pass this on. The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving.

God bless all of Us....

HATE LETTER

Read this “HATE letter”. It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl…. However, the girl’s father does not like him and want them stop their relationship……an d so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter..



1 “The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend.”



So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to “READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.1 7.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It’s so smart & sweet…

Don't step on the Ducks

Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

HUSBAND AND WIFE

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !

A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

TAKE TIME

Take time to laugh
It is the music
of the soul.



Take time to think
It is the source
of power.



Take time to play
It is the source of
perpetual youth.



Take time to read
It is the fountain
of wisdom.



Take time to pray
It is the greatest
power on earth.



Take time to love
and be loved
It is a God-given
privilege.



Take time to
be friendly
It is the road
to happiness.



Take time to give
It is too short a
day to be selfish.



Take time to work
It is the price
of success.

Overconfidence!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers."
"That's right!" the boy said,
"But, how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

THE PASTOR'S ASS

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent...

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN..

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

Some people never understand

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I love U.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man s answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side,

here is the content:
Darling,Because of your sweet voice that I love you...Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now,There is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason?
NO!Therefore,
I still LOVE YOU......

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away"
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
'Fate Determines Who Comes Into Our Lives, But Heart Determines Who Stays...'

Some Sayings...

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
A. Tele-Phone
B. Tele-Vision
C. Tell A Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

A sweet love story!! Must read!!

Boy And girl on The phone
girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you too ,So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
Girl: Yeah...where?
Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
Girl: Ok.
Boy: I'll pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
Girl: Ok. What time do you get off?
Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 minutes...
Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick.
Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
Boy: Yeah! and babe?
Girl: Yeah?
Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you too!
Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
Girl: Ok bye.
Boy: Bye.
2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
Girl: Hey!
Boy: Wassup...you ready?
Girl: yes
They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...
Boy: Wait! Can I blindfold you?
Girl: Why!
Boy: Its a surprise.
Girl: What kind of surprise?
Boy: A big one.
Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
Boy: I promise.
Girl: Ok blindfold me...
So they drove off, and then they stopped.
Boy: Ok we're here!
Girl: Where?
Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place!
Girl: What place?
Boy: Somewhere!
The boy walks her to the place.
Boy: Ok...let me take the blindfold off.
Girl: Where are we?
He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
Girl: Omg...(tears come down)
Boy: Why are you crying?
Girl: This is where you first asked me out...
Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
Girl: (tears come down faster)
Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
Girl: Get up!
Boy: Yeah?
Girl: (hugged him)
Boy: Is that a yes or a no?
Girl: Yes
♥

BOYS N GIRLS

When a Girl Cries
The World "Consoles" her


But when a boy cries
-- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"


If A Girl slaps a Boy
--- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl
-- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys
- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl
-- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident
Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident
---?- --?
-- "Don't you know how to Drive"

What A World Is this
I LOVE THIS WORLD

DAILY PRAYER

Dear God, I beg You!

Give me the wisdom to understand my boss.

Give me the Love to forgive him.

Give me the Patience to understand his deeds.

But Dearest God, Dont give me the power

because if you give me the Power

I "LL BREAK HIS HEAD.

FRIEND

When my heart is heavy,
full of worries and cares,
it's a comfort to know
that you're out there.

When the sky is gray
and everything's going wrong,
I know you'll walk beside me
even if the road is long.

And you'll stay with me
until the sun shines once more,
because you know exactly
what friends are for.

And I hope you know I'm
thankful for you,
and for this gift of friendship
that's ever loyal and true

A Small Touching Story

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

"Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

"Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.

"Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

"That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.

"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

"If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."

"Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.

"Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this
childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some
money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.

"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We
should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent sometime with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love?

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN (Funny One)

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

LOVELY LIFE

The First Secret: The power of Love.

Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him or her when you meet.

The Second Secret: The power of Respect.

You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself, "What do I respect about myself? " To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, "What do I respect about them?"

The Third Secret: The power of Giving.

If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of you can take.

The Fourth Secret: The power of Friendship.

To find true love you must first find a true friend. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.


The Fifth Secret: The power of Touch.

Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

The Sixth Secret: The power of Letting go.

If you love something, let it be free. Even in a loving relationship, people need their space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions.


The Seventh Secret: The power of Communication.

To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know; that you love and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say, "I love you." Never let an opportunity pass to praise and acknowledge someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word ... it could be the last time you see them.


The Eighth Secret: The power of Commitment.

If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong, loving one.


The Ninth Secret: The power of Passion.

Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone. It comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. The essence of love and happiness are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion.


The Tenth Secret: The power of Trust.

You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE.

HAVE A LOVELY LIFE...

MONKEY IN THE PLANE

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.

The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: 'When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people'

Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers'

Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating & throwing'

Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Make up'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing'

Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess'

Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !

No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

HAVE POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE

uda lama gak posting tulisan. tadi kebetulan buka2 email wayn, ternyata ada kiriman dari teman yang menurutku menarik. so, gapapa dunk dibagi disini. hmm... kalo aku seh suka poin yang keempat. silahkan baca sendiri deh ya...

Thought for Today

True service is to serve equally through thoughts, words and actions.
Whenever I think of serving others, I think of only serving through actions or maybe even through words.
I never think of serving through my thoughts too.
So sometimes I do find that my service is not complete and doesn't have a true impact.
Before I can think of helping someone through words or through actions, I need to make sure I have good wishes for them.
Only when my feelings for them are full of positive and powerful wishes can my service create its impact on others.

Subject: Positive Attitude

1. When the Snake is alive, the Snake eats Ants.
When the Snake is dead, Ants eat the Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Respect every one & Don't neglect anyone in your life........ ...

2. A good way to change someone's attitude is to change our own.
Because, the same sun melts butter and also hardens clay!
Life is as we think, so think beautifully.

3. Life is just like the sea, we are moving without end.
Nothing stays with us, What stays with us are just memories of some people who touched us as Waves.

4. Do you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency, just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to wipe that - that is true richness.

5. Never change your originality for the sake of others.
No one can play your role better than you.
So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.

6. Never make the same mistake twice,
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.

7. A baby mosquito came back after flying the first time.
His dad asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"

Now that’s what is called Positive Attitude.

DONT LOSS HOPE AND BE NEGATIVE BUT BE POSITIVE TO SUCCEED IN YOUR LIFE

JUDICIUM

judicium ato biasa disebut pelantikan adalah suatu acara (yang ribet) pengukuhan para mahasiswa yang telah menyelesaikan semua mata kuliah, serta ujian persyaratan yang dibutuhkan untuk memperoleh gelar sarjana di bidangnya masing-masing.

dua hari lalu saat aku (ama emak) jajan ke warung sebelah dalam rangka menjemput baju nasional beserta pernak-perniknya di hometown, Bibi Rani (yang punya warung) nanya-nanya ama emak. si emak jawab-jawab seadanya. akhirnya si bibi mengakhiri percakapan dengan satu kalimat: "wah, udah jadi satu ya..."

kalimat pendek ini membuatku terpaksa memakai otakku setelah sekian lama di-nganggur-in. udah jadi satu, berarti salah satunya sudah siap untuk dilepas dan yang lain masi menunggu. proses untuk mempersiapkan pelepasan ini pasti sangat panjang dan tak selamanya mulus. q teringat kembali mulai aku TK, SD, ampe sekarang, betul-betul waktu yang lama.

terkadang ada saat dimana keadaan ekonomi keluargaku terasa sulit, namun pernah juga perekonomian keluarga terasa sangat sulit (miris sekali...). namun gak pernah emak ku mengorbankan proses itu (walaupun dia stres mikirinnya). kami tetap bisa bertahan. kami udah ngerasain makan hanya dengan tahu tempe ato krupuk. tapi bersama kami tetap bertahan.

emak juga selalu memberi dorongan dan semangat. gak terhitung udah berapa kali aku jatuh dalam proses ini. begitu susah untuk bangkit tapi dia selalu ada memberi dorongan (walau kadang marah-marah juga). air mata beberapa kali ikut tertumpah. bukan karena batu sandungan yang terlalu besar menghadang. tapi karena kata-kata sejuknya yang selalu muncul disaat hati panas.

tak terkecuali hari ini. tak bisa dipungkiri aku merasa manusia termiskin dalam acara megah ini. miskin dalam arti aku gak punya siapa-siapa yang mendampingi baik keluarga maupun teman. semua temanku selama beberapa tahun ini gak mau hadir karena alasan tertentu yang gak jelas ujung dan pangkalnya. kemudian hape ku berdering, telpon dari emak, menanyakan apakah sebaiknya dia datang untuk mendampingi aku (padahal saat itu dia berada di kota yang beda ama kota penyelenggaraan acara ini). mataku seketika langsung berkaca-kaca (tapi karena takut make-up ku luntur terpaksa ditahan). thanks god, u give me the best woman to be my emak. i luv u mak...

untunglah akhirnya ade ku datang bawa teman sekelasnya. kehadiran mereka membawa kebahagiaan berbeda. akhirnya aku mendapat ucapan selamat dan bunga yang tak kalah jumlahnya dari mereka yang memiliki pendamping. memang, sometimes people who are always near us did not exist when needed, but people who only meet occasionally can appear at an unexpected moment.
i really mean it!!

buat ade q and temen-temennya, makasih kalian mau datang walaupun kita tidak terlalu dekat. kehadiran kalianlah yang bisa membuat aku senyum dalam acara itu.

kemudian muncul pemikiran dalam otakku. bila saatnya nanti, bisa gak aku seperti emakku? tetap bertahan walau dalam situasi sesulit apapun. tetap memberi semangat walau sebenarnya aku pun tak mampu. atau aku hanya berdiam diri dan menyerah?

Internetan Pake TV? Bisa... Sony Internet TV Jawabnya

baru-baru ini aq keranjingan ngirim kartu elektronik ama temen q. nah, pas masuk ke situs penyedia kartu elektronik tersebut muncullah iklan-iklan yang sangat mengganggu sebenarnya, tapi punya peran besar dalam kelancaran per-internet-an. awalny q cuek aja, g mw nge-klik. lama-lama jadi tertarik.

iklan itu menginformasikan bahwa Sony udah meluncurkan seri TV baru. apa yang special? TV ini merupakan TV yang bisa digunakan seperti PC untuk mengakses internet sekaligus sebagai TV yg digunakan untuk nonton. istilahnya perpaduan antara TV ama PC. jadi anda kita bisa nonton video dari Youtube, bikin panggilan video dengan tampilan layar lebar lewat Skype, update status facebook dan juga share sesuatu d Twitter lewat TV. dengan catatan Koneksi kecepatan internetnya minimal 2,5 Mbps.

ada banyak fitur yang tertanam dalam TV ini. antara lain, Bravia Internet Video & Widgets yang memungkinkan kita nonton konten-konten online lewat TV. Skype (i love this stuff) yang bisa digunakan nelpon ato video call-an ama teman lewat internet secara gratis. repeated, GRATIS!!! trus, X-Reality PRO yang membuat TV ini menampilkan gambar yang jernih dan tajam sekalipun gambar dari web video yang kadang sering agak buram. trus ada Wi-Fi Built in yang dengan gampang bisa dikoneksikan. Media Remote, sehingga kita bisa mengontrol TV ini pake smart phone. tinggal donlot aplikasi "Media Remote" ke smart phone, and semua dibawah kendali anda. awesome!!! TV ini juga bisa dikontrol pake Remote Keyboard. jadi, kita bisa masukin teks dan mengintrol TV dengan cepat dan nyaman lewat keboard laptop kita. tapi ingat, laptopnya mesti VAIO. yg trakhir, ada TrackID yang hampir sama seperti yang tertanam di hape. fungsinya mengidentifikasi lagu. bedanya kalo yang ini lagunya bisa langsung didonlot waktu pengidentifikasian.

yang pengen liad gimana seh bentuk TV ini, bisa dilihat di sini.

untuk harganya, berkisar dari $ 599 atau 6 jutaan sampai $ 1399 atau 14 jutaan. yagh, lumayan laa... (lumayan bangkrut)

Super Junior-They Coming Gals!!!

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby

syapa yang gak tau lagu ini? akh, masa sih gak tau? serius emang gak tau? hmmm...

yupz, ini adalah lagu dari boyband asal negeri ginseng Super Junior. boyband yang beranggotakan 13 orang ini (ampun deh ngapal namanya, gak sanggup...) katanya akan mengadakan konser di Indonesia. betul sekali, I-N-D-O-N-E-S-I-A!! untuk harga tiketnya belum tau brapa.

jadi, bagi para ELF, silahkan perbanyak nabung mulai sekarang. kalo boleh gak usah jajan, and irit-irit make pulsa. truz langsung pesan tiket ke Jakarta (bagi yang di luar kota) karena bulan Juni ini para makluk berwajah licin dan berbody semampai itu (kecuali Shindong)akan datang dan menggempar anda semua.

The Worst Music Video Of 2011

pasti anda bertanya, siapa? yang mana? masa seh? gimana seh?
pasti anda penasaran, kalau gak, gak mungkin juga masi lanjut ngebaca postingan ini...
yoda deh, langsung aja. gelar The Worst Music Video Of 2011 dinobatkan pada Rebecca Black dengan singlenya yang berjudul FRIDAY (menurut trending topic twitter).

single ini merupakan hasil karya "all in one" dari rumah produksi yang bernama Ark Music Factory. mulai dari menulis lirik lagu sampe ngebuat video dengan biaya produksi rendah khusus untuk para remaja kaya yang pengen ngetop jadi artis.

jadi apa yang salah ama klip yg satu ini?
dari sekian banyak komen yang masuk, mereka bilangnya seh lagu ini aneh dan mengerikan. soalnya suara penyanyinya gak ada bagus-bagusnya (body-nya juga seh). liriknya aneh, gak ada isinya. misalnya:
Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards

penting? anak TK juga tau jumat itu setelah kamis, sabtu sebelum minggu. trus kata "Ball" disitu maksudnya apaaa lagi???? lanjut, klipnya juga nunjukin anak 12 tahun gitu nyupir mobil seharga 600jt (gak tau mereknya), tanpa sabuk pengaman, n teriak-teriak "party...party...". sementara dari gendre-nya (bublegum) lagu ini sudah pasti diperuntukkan bagi remaja-remaja yang baru mekar (halah). intinya, video ini mencekoki remaja sekarang ama gaya hidup yang gak lazim laa...
untuk lebih jelasnya liad sendiri aja ya...

sebagai imbas dari video ini, banyak parodi yang bermunculan di You Tube. parodi itu jadinya ngebuat lagu jelek jadi makin jelek...

memang seh, lagu ini aneh, dan agak gak jelas, dinyanyikan dengan suara monoton, tapi gak boleh ngehina ampe sgitu juga (kalo gak ngehina jd yg barusan itu apa?) karena belum tentu kita bisa buat yang kayak gitu. dan secara gak langsung, walau kita bilang video ini buruk, kita udah ikut mempromosikan video ini. karena dengan adanya isu kayak gini, orang jadi penasaran, trus nonton di You Tube. rating makin naik deh... sekarang aja jumlah yang nontoh udah ampe 2.2 juta di You Tube. hmmm politik bisnis...

hal ini ngebuktikan bahwa gak harus bagus untuk jadi terkenal. buktinya single dengan predikat "the worst" ini udah ngalahin para seniornya, yang jelas-jelas lebih bagus, dari jumlah viewer di You Tube. dunia memang udah tua ya...

CHAIYYA CHAIYYA LYRIC - TRANSLATION

setelah terbius ama lagu lawas dari film lawas yang berjudul Dil Se, maka muncul tanda tanya dalam otakku. kira-kira arti dari lagu itu apa ya?

kebetulan aku punya temen yang baeekkk dari negara yang memproduksi film itu, nah, langsung deh aku minta tolong terjemahin tu lagu. karena aku anak yang baek, maka dalam hitungan menit dia udah ngirim file terjemahan lagu itu ke inbox. makasih ya Dinesh...

lagi-lagi, kerena aku anak baek, jadi aku mau berbagi disini. siapa tahu ada juga teman-teman yang penasaran ama arti dari lagu yang juga dipakai dalam film INSIDE MAN ini. so, silahkan dipelototin...

CHAIYYA CHAIYYA-RAHMAN, A.R. GULZAR




Jinke sar ho ishq ki chaaon=he whose head is in the shadow of love
Paaon ke neeche jaanat hogi=will have heaven beneath his feet
Jinke sar ho ishq ki chaaon=whose head is in the shadow of love

Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya= walk in the shadow
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya(2X)

Saare ishq ki chhaaon chal chaiyya chaiyya=whose head in the shadow of love
Saare ishq ki chhaaon chal chaiyya=whose head in the shadow of love

Pau janat chale chal chaiyya chaiyya=will have heaven beneath his feet
Pau janat chale chal chaiyya=will have heaven beneath his feet

Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya=walk in the shadow
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya

Vo yaar hai jo khushboo ki tarah=there’s friend who is like a sweet fragrance
jiski zubaan urdu ki tarah=whose words are like Urdu poetry

Meri shaam raat, meri qayamat= who is my evening, my night, my resurrection
Vo yaar mera saiyya saiyya=that friend is my beloved

Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya

Gulposh kabhi itaraye kahi=sometimes (my beloved) flirts like a flower
Maheke to nazar aa jaaye kahi= so fragrantly that you may see her scent
Gulposh kabhi itaraye kahi=sometimes (my beloved) flirts like a flower
Maheke to nazar aa jaaye kahi=so fragrantly that you may see her scent

Taaweez banake pahanu use=having made it into an charm, I will wear it
Aayat ki tarah mil jaaye kahin=she shall be obtained as a miracle is obtained
Taaweez banake pahanu use=having made it into an charm, I will wear it
Aayat ki tarah mil jaaye kahin=she shall be obtained as a miracle is obtained
Gulposh kabhi itaraye kahi=sometimes (my beloved) flirts like a flower
Maheke to nazar aa jaaye kahi=so fragrantly that you may see her scent

Taaweez banake pahanu use=having made it into an charm, I will wear it
Aayat ki tarah mil jaaye kahin=she shall be obtained as a miracle is obtained

Vo yaar hai jo imaam ki tarah=my friend is like a priest to me
Mera nagama vahi mera qalama vahi=she is my song, my declaratoin of faith
Mera nagama nagama mera qalama qalama=my song, my declaration of faith

Mera nagma nagma mera Qalma Qalma
Mera nagma nagma mera Qalma Qalma
Mera nagma nagma mera Qalma Qalma

Yaar misale os chale=she moves like the dew
Paon ke tale firdaus chale=she walks with the garden of heaven beneath her feet
Kabhi daal daal kabhi paat paat=sometimes through branches, sometimes amidst leaves
Main hawa pe dhundhuu us ke nishaan=I shall search the wind for her trail

Saare ishq ki chhaaon chal chaiyya chaiyya=whose head in the shadow of love
Saare ishq ki chhaaon chal chaiyya=whose

Pau janat chale chal chaiyya chaiyya=will have heaven beneath his feet
Pau janat chale chal chaiyya=will

Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya=walk in the shadow
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya

Mein uske roop ka shehdaai=I trade in her beauty
Vo dhoop chhanhon se harjaai=she flits shamelessly from sun to shade
Vo shokh rang badalta hai=she changes her bright colors
Mein rangroop ka saudae=I negotiate that as well

Mein rangroop ka saudae=I negotiate that as well

Jinke sar ho ishq ki chaaon=he whose head is in the shadow of love
Paaon ke neeche jaanat hogi=will have heaven beneath his feet
Jinke sar ho ishq ki chaaon=he whose head is in the shadow of love
Paaon ke neeche jaanat hogi=will have heaven beneath his feet
Shaam raat meri qayamat = my evening, my night, my resurrection
Vo yaar mera saiyya saiyya = that friend is my beloved

Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya

Saare ishq ki chhaaon chal chaiyya chaiyya=whose head in the shadow of love
Saare ishq ki chhaaon chal chaiyya=whose head in the shadow of love

Pau janat chale chal chaiyya chaiyya=will have heaven beneath his feet
Pau janat chale chal chaiyya=will have heaven beneath his feet

Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya=walk in the shadow
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya

Vo yaar hai jo khushboo ki tarah=there’s friend who is like a sweet fragrance
jiski zubaan urdu ki tarah=whose words are like Urdu poetry
Meri shaam raat, meri qayamat= who is my evening, my night, my resurrection
Vo yaar mera saiyya saiyya=that friend is my beloved

Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya (10x)

(kalo ada lirik yg salah silahkan marah ama si Dinesh Babu yang saya telah sebutkan di atas. :P)

Bicara Tentang " POLISI GORONTALO MENGGILA "

akhir-akhir ini lagu Chaiyya Chaiyya-nya Shahruk Khan yang muncul waktu jaman aku SD, kembali menggema diseluruh sudut jalan. penyebabnya, munculnya video Briptu Norman Kamaru, anggota Brimob yang betugas di Gorontalo, Sulawesi yang nyanyi lypsinc sambil joged-joged seru n jahil. pertama liad video ni (dikirimin ama bg dodi) sumpah aku ketawa-ketawa. eeh, besoknya semua situs di dunia maya udah penuh ama video ini plus komen-komennya. video karya pria kelahiran 1 Januari 1985 ini memang sangat menyita perhatian (ampe-ampe pas minta koding ke akademik aku dicuekin karena video ini)

berhubung aku malas nulis, n artikel tentang ini udah banyak beredar, jadi aku ngopi blog sebelah aja deh. itung-itung skalian promosi,heheh... silakan dipelototi deh...

1 2 3 ebonk!!: Bicara Tentang " POLISI GORONTALO MENGGILA "

BEASISWA BUAT PNS

BEASISWA...
hmmm....
ada gak beasiswa tuk mahasiswa yang TOEFL-ny cuma 470 dan berbahasa inggris pasif?? kalau ada, tolong beritahu aku....

but.... disini bukan membahas beasiswa untuk mahasiswa, tapi untuk PNS. kemarin, tepatnya semalam, di tengah perjalanan pulang yang melelahkan dan panjang (serta sedikit memalukan) si bapak yang menyupiri kendaraan ku nyetel radio (lupa nama stasiun radionya...). kebetulan acaranya berita. mau gak mau aku jadi ikut nyimak berita itu. isinya tentang pemberian beasiswa pada PNS di Sumut. pemberian beasiswa ini bukan sebagai alasan untuk menghamburkan anggaran belanja daerah atau alibi untuk menyeimbangkan catatan debit dan kredit dalam buku besar, tp katanya seh untuk memperbaiki birokrasi di jajaran pemerintahan baik provinsi maupun kabupaten/kota di Sumut.

beasiswa ini duberi ama PNS yang masih berjenjang S1.untuk satu orang PNS, diperkirakan dana yang dibutuhkan sekitar 250 juta rupiah. darimana uang sebanyak itu? kalo aku gak salah ingat, 25% disediakan dari APBD Pempropsu dan 75% APBD kabupaten/kota. truz, daerah tujuan yang tersedia hanya ada tiga, yakni: Amrik, Aussie ama Jepang.

nah, untuk syarat agar bisa memperoleh beasiswa ini aku gak tau. sepertinya orang yang berhak menerima beasiswa ini adalah orang yang diusulkaan ama pemerintah kabupaten/kota dan Pemprov Sumut. hmmm... seandainya aku punya kenalan di Pemprov, mungkin.... (sudah laa...)

nah, begitulah sedikit informasi yang berhasil kuhimpun dari hasil dengar-dengar radio. mungkin ada yang tertinggal sedikit, tapi intinya paling gak seperti ini laaa... terima kasih.